...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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