just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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