Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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