I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
