She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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