Already got asked if we're dating
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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