I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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