The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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