I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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