U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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