But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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