Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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