oh god the rape fog is back!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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