Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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