Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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