He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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