I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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