Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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