What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
