The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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