you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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