Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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