Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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