either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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