what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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