So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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