I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
