okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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