going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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