Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
