dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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