Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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