he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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