i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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