he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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