I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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