Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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