I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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