I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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