i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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