I hope mine doesn't look like that
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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