Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
