brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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