At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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