It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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