I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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