guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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