grandma shit on top of the toilet
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Duck Duck Cougar?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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