i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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