About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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